Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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