- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Women's Rights

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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