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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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