- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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