- Anti Joke

Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged