- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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