When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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