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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

osama bin laden is dead

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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