What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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