What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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TRICERATOPS!

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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