A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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What is cowboy say

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Boob

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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PENIS lol

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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