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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

NEVER

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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