Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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Dear Reader I am writing to express my complete and utter disdain toward the subject of your face. Rarely have I to witness such a repugnant sight. I would like to inform you that, upon most regrettably witnessing your face, my delicate stomach muscles gave way, and my morning meal, of lightly buttered Kipper and freshly squeezed orange juice most unfortunately ended up in one of the seventeen human waste disposal outlets to adorn my manor house. I struggle to comprehend how you, being such a selfish sadist, are able to live with yourself, knowing how much dismay you have caused me. Might I suggest that you pay a visit to a prosthetic plastic surgeon, in order to prevent other innocent's to suffer as did I. I request politely, but please be firmly assured in the knowledge that I will complain to the magnificent force of the police should you not comply with my reasonable request. Your face simply can not be allowed to exist in it's current form. I would go so far to say that it may be a danger to the elder's of our society, with their regrettably weak hearts.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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ugvvvvvv

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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