- Anti Joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

A fat guy!

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Want to hear a joke? Obama

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Dead girls can't say no.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Good job, son.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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