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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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