- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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