- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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