- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

whats brown and sticky a stick

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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