- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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