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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Your Mom The End.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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