how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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