Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

no rasist joks

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

Racial Equality

I'm hungry.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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