- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

I like that, but why am I happy?

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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