- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Massie is a fatass

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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