- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Knock knock, COME IN!

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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