- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

brock has small hands for a small job

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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