Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Sarah Palin.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

The WPGA tour

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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