Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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