youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Okay.

Sir, your wife is dead

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

scraggle is in you pillow case

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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