Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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