Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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Anti Joke

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