What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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