There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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