- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

All of these jokes are about white people

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