- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

A man goes to the potty.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

How about that airline food?

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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