what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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what is 3+3= 8

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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