Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Sir, your wife is dead

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Okay.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

A baby seal walks into a club.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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