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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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