Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

a irish man walks past a bar

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