A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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