Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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NEVER

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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