Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

I have an idea! You leave.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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