Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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