I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

How did the black person die? Of old age

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

girls basketball

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

alert('The Game')

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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