Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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Anti Joke

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