- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

H o m o comes out as homo

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

How about that airline food?

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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