How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Knock Knock No solicitors

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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