- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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