Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

your mama so old, shes dead.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Your Mom The End.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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