- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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