- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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