- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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