- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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