- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

woman's rights

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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