- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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