What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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