- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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