- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Charlie Sheen

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Knock Knock.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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