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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Im about to rewrite History....... History

guess what? bannanas

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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