- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

kieran is a homosexual

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

A man goes to the potty.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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