- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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