A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Do the roar!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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Anti Joke

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