Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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Jovan

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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hi

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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learn. advance!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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