- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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