Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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