why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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Anti Joke

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