- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Knock knock. Its open.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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