- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

every cloud has a silver lining

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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