- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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