- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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