So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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pull my finger (farts)

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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