Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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