- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Asian women drivers...

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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