Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Do the roar!

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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