What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Rylan Clark

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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