- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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