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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

My jeans

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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