Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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