How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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DEATH.

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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