What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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What? Huh?

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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