- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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