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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

A boy with red hair is happy.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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