- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

How about that airline food?

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

H o m o comes out as homo

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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