- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Who wants water? I do.

How high is the sky? True or False

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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