Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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