- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

Knock, knock. Come in.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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