- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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