a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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