Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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