- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the potty.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

H o m o comes out as homo

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

How about that airline food?

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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