- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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