- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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