Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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